Searching for somewhere to live in Sydney is a real headache. Everything is unfurnished and the rental market involves showing up for a 15 minute viewing slot and competing to rent the place.

Still, it's turned up more delicious phrases (antipodean, therefore slightly different). Not content with "boasting harbour glimpses", one flat in Bondi was adverised as "affording ocean cameos".

We might just end up living in the camper van - I could live with that view.